Breakfast In Kandahar

(to the tune of breakfast at tiffanys - Matchbox20)

All I want is some damn hot food
And I said, what about, some extra potatoes?

and she said f**k off, there arent any left!
So I said f**k you, I havnt eaten in 3 days!
And she said f**k off, next in line!

I see, Dont get me wrong I like KAF
with its high walls and great kitchen staff
Well,I guess I was wrong
So what the hell? Ive been in a FOB for a weekand its just warm food that I seek
Just give me some f**king turnip bitch!

And I said, what about, a little gravy?
and she said f**k off, there isnt any left!
So I said f**k you, I havnt eaten in 3 days!
And she said f**k off, next in line!

You'll say, I'd love some food that aint plastic
No mustard sauce or ham steak
And we're falling apart,
You'll say the cafeteria has come between us,
Our stavation is heinous!

Still I know you just don't care.
And I said, what about, some more potatoes ?
and she said f**k off, there isnt any left!
So I said f**k you, I havnt eaten in 3 days!!!
And she said f**k off, next in line!

And I said, what about, a little gravy ?
and she said f**k off, there isnt any left!
So I said f**k you, I can see it right there!!
And she said f**k off, next in line!

And I said, what about, a little more macaroni ?
and she said f**k off, there isnt any left!
So I said f**k you, I havnt eaten in 3 days!!!
Just give me some f**king turnip bitch!